she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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