the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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