Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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