he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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