Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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