So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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