you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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