Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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