Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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