I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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