Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I FOUND THE LEGS
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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