As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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