what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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