I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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