I want to walk on stilts...naked
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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