Kiss
Puke
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Randomize
