So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
