Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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