11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
All the doctor said was why
How drunk are you?
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