If that was your dad, he is hot
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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