omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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