I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
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