Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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