Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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