there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
you will always have a special place in my vag
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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