this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
How does one acquire holy water?
Randomize
