if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
they're like a gay fantastic four
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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