Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
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