I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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