4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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