I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Randomize
