i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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