My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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