Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
