wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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