his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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