I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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