sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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