I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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