She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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