Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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