i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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