oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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