love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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