"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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