just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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