He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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