he shaved USA in his pubs
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Randomize