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I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
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