Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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