nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
