Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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