I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I think I am morally bankrupt
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Your cock deserves a montage
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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