Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
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