I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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