If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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